Please destroy the Bruins. I have faith that you can fulfill this request. Cookies and hugs promised if you do.
Best of luck,
A Penguins fan
Planning my trip down South is becoming very exciting.
My two greatest loves in life are makeup and video games. Everyone and everything else can suck it.
I’d marry you if you’d just get your shit together and stop being stupid.
I ran out of cigarettes so now I’m chain-eating ice cream.
Remember that time I said I love Kunitz?
I srsly love Kunitz.